Story & Satire
The Coolest Golf Course
Bear Trio Catches
Eyes Of The Golf
Course Staff In
National Park
The Safest Golf Course ?!?!
April 21st, 2017
CBC News
Clear Lake Golf Course
Riding Mountain National Park
Province Of Manitoba
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Manitoba’s Great National Park
Riding Mountain National Park is a national park in the province of Manitoba.
The park sits atop the Manitoba Escarpment, and consists of a large protected area, the forested parkland stands in sharp contrast to the surrounding prairie farmland.
It was designated a national park because it protects three different ecosystems that converge in the area; grasslands, upland boreal, and eastern deciduous forests.
Clear Lake Golf Course is located within park boundaries along the shores of Clear Lake.
The course has received high ratings from multiple North American golf publications.
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The Coolest Golf Course
Clear Lake Golf Course
Is The Coolest Golf
Course Because Of
Its Climbing Bears
Staff at the Clear Lake Golf Course spotted a trio of bear cubs in the trees above the course.
It turns out it’s NOT just people waiting for the Clear Lake Golf Course in Riding Mountain National Park to open.
Staff at the golf course spotted NOT one, but three bear cubs up in the trees near the course this week while getting ready to open for the season.
According to Mr Josh Zaporzan, one of the staff members who saw the cubs ―
It was pretty cool.
I mean, bears are a big part of the area and a big part of the wildlife here.
I’ve never seen them in the trees like that before.
It was pretty interesting.
We tell all of our customers to really just leave them alone.
Don’t get too close … they’re wildlife, let them do their thing.
It’s just kind of what makes this place pretty unique and pretty special.
Mr Zaporzan said seeing bears and other wildlife is just a regular part of life in the national park, but this was one of the more unique sightings they’ve had.
Golfers who play the course are cautioned about wildlife before heading out.
The park is also home to moose, elk, bison and a variety of other wildlife.
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Can Bears Climb Trees ?!?!
The Coolest Golf Course With
Climbing Bears Is Also The
Safest Golf Course ?!?!
In North America, black bears are known to be good at climbing trees.
In fact, they are equipped with shorter, curved claws that are useful for climbing trees.
They are also smaller in size than other bears and extremely fast and agile which helps make climbing a breeze.
Whereas other types of bears, such as polar bears and grizzly bears, are NOT generally great at climbing trees.
However, it should still be noted that all grizzly cubs and adult grizzly bears are still able to climb trees if the spacing of the branches is right and permits them to do so.
Bears usually climb trees for three reasons.
They might climb a tree to try and escape danger, to eat nuts or fruit that is located in the tree, or to rest or sleep.
When a mother bear brings her cubs out of their den, one of the first things she often teaches them is how to climb a tree quickly when she gives them a signal.
Bottom line is, if you are trying to escape from a bear, climbing a tree in most cases is NOT going to help protect you.
All black bears, grizzly cubs and adult grizzlies ( though they DO NOT always climb trees very well ), are still able to climb trees if they decide it is something that they wish to pursue.
So the next time you encounter a bear, DO NOT try climbing up a tree for safety.
Instead it is suggested that you drop to the ground and lie flat and face down with your hands clasped behind your neck.
Try your best to lie completely silent and still as resistance or running away will only provoke the bear.
Before moving, make sure that the bear is in fact gone.
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