Dating Services For Enviro Fanatics, Lunatics, & Terrorists – Is It Possible For Fanatics To Find Love And Happiness ?!?! – Satire – 2016 02 14
For Enviro Fanatics,
Lunatics, & Terrorists
February 14th, 2016
The original version of this report was posted on 2013 02 14
The current version was improved and updated on 2016 02 14
Dating Services For Enviro-Fanatics
Dating web-sites like Match.com and eHarmony are what lonely Enviro-Fanatics typically think of when on-line dating is mentioned.
Yet, these sites don’t cater to the more bizarre or niche category of people who don’t fit this bland kind of dating.
Whether it’s eHarmony, PlentyofFish, and the like, it’s pretty much the same routine : Take dozens of pictures of yourself, choose two or three that stand out, write how awesome an Enviro-Fanatic you are, and you go for it !
But what of the atypical Enviro–Fanatic markets ?!?!
Is it possible for these Fanatics to find love and happiness ?!?!
The following segments clearly demonstrate that there is a pretty good indication that there is room for ALL Enviro-Fanatics.
It is hoped that if Enviro-Fanatics can find love and happiness, perhaps they will be less inclined to conspire to prohibition against pest control products that are federally legal, scientifically safe, and totally irreplaceable.
Don’t thank us.
This is a public service.
And we are glad to do it.
420 Dating For Stoner-Enviro-Fanatics
TAG LINE ― 420 DATING
Why TOKE alone ?!?!
Find smokers in your zip code.
DESCRIPTION ― 420 DATING
For those Enviro-Fanatics who have been living on the moon as of late ( and that MAY be the majority ), the term « 420 friendly » is slang for « I smoke weed » or « I am a stoner pot-head ».
Finally, the Stoner-Enviro-Fanatics have an on-line community where they can find someone you can share the munchies with.
Strangely enough, the web-site’s Terms of Service page states ―
The following is a partial list of the kind of Content that is illegal or prohibited on the web-site.
It includes content that promotes information that you know is false, misleading or promotes illegal activities.
It also states at the bottom of the landing page ―
420dating.com does not advocate the use of any illegal substances.
And yet on the front page are photos of the latest « Featured Smokers » enjoying a nice healthy dose of hydroponics.
Uhhhh, what ?!?!
It would explain their NEEDLESS, SENSELESS, and MALICIOUS CONSPIRACIES against pest control products that are otherwise SAFE and EFFECTIVE.
WEB-SITE ― 420 DATING
REPORT ― 420 DATING
FORCE OF NATURE — SATIRE — DATING SERVICE FOR ENVIRO-LUNATICS — 420 DATING ( Report )
Ashley Madison Agency For Enviro-Fanatics Who Want Lots Of Intercourse
TAG LINE ― ASHLEY MADISON AGENCY
Life is short.
Have an affair …
DESCRIPTION ― ASHLEY MADISON AGENCY
The World’s Premier Discreet Dating Service.
With 17,790,000 anonymous members.
This site could be useful to married/single Enviro-Fanatics seeking out « arrangements » with other married Enviro-Fanatics.
The site guarantees an affair if you sign up, although they do mention in their disclaimer that they cannot be held liable for personal injury or death that should happen as a result of using their services.
We hope lots of Enviro-Fanatics sign up and have lots of intercourse.
WEB-SITE ― ASHLEY MADISON AGENCY
REPORT ― ASHLEY MADISON AGENCY
FORCE OF NATURE — SATIRE — DATING SERVICE FOR ENVIRO-MANIACS — ASHLEY MADISON AGENCY ( Report )
No Longer Lonely For Schizophrenic Enviro-Fanatical Nymphomaniacs
DESCRIPTION ― NO LONGER LONELY
Are you a Schizophrenic Enviro-Fanatic ?!?!
Do you suffer from paranoid Enviro-Fanaticism, and think you can save the planet ?
Do you play with your own waste, and try to recycle it with great delight ?
Have you become Environmentally-Fanatical ?!?!
Have you become sad and lonely ?!?!
Well, thankfully, a web-site has been created to match up people with histories of Enviro-Fanaticism and other forms of mental illness.
Costing nothing to join, with full access to all of its features, No Longer Lonely boasts it is the only dating site of its kind.
Now what could possibly go wrong here ?!?!
No more sad and lonely Enviro-Fanatics !
Additionally, there is a special selection on this web-site for Enviro-Fanatics suffering with a « sexually transmitted disease ».
What a combination !
Schizophrenic Enviro-Fanatical Nymphomaniacs who are too disease-ridden for a relationship.
Every Enviro-Fanatic now has a chance for happiness.
What more could you ask for ?!?!
WEB-SITE ― NO LONGER LONELY
REPORT ― NO LONGER LONELY
FORCE OF NATURE — SATIRE — DATING SERVICE FOR ENVIRO-MANIACS — NO LONGER LONELY ( Report )
Scientific Match For Gay & Straight Enviro-Fanatics
DESCRIPTION ― SCIENTIFIC MATCH
At a measly 2000 dollars for a lifetime membership, this site boasts that it will find Enviro-Fanatics a match based on PHYSICAL chemistry.
Members swab their cheeks and send in saliva samples.
ACLIA/ASH–accredited lab analyzes DNA sample ( immune system genes ) to find that perfect Enviro-Fanatic, and then destroy it after they’re done with it.
Then, Scientific Match matches Enviro-Fanatics with genetic profiles.
What are the benefits of DNA comparison ?!?!
• Chances are increased that Enviro-Fanatics will love the natural body fragrance of your matches.
• Enviro-Fanatics have a greater chance of a more satisfying sex life.
• Enviro-Fanatic-Women tend to enjoy a higher rate of orgasms with their partners.
• Enviro-Fanatic-Women have a much lower chance of cheating in their exclusive relationships.
• Enviro-Fanatic-Couples tend to have higher rates of fertility.
• All other things being equal, couples have a greater chance of having healthier children with Enviro–Fanatical tendencies.
Scientific Match is open to straight people, as well as gay people who represent MOST Enviro-Fanatics.
However, Enviro-Fanatic-Women taking the birth control pill will be turned away because some studies show they are more attracted to men with similar immune system genes.
REPORT ― SCIENTIFIC MATCH
FORCE OF NATURE — SATIRE — DATING SERVICE FOR ENVIRO-MANIACS — SCIENTIFIC MATCH ( Report )
Tall Friends For Enviro-Fanatics Who Fear Little People
TAG LINE ― TALL FRIENDS
Dating site for TALL singles and TALL admirers.
DESCRIPTION ― TALL FRIENDS
If you happen to be an Enviro-Fanatic who suffers from « tinyophobia », the fear of little people, you might want to check this site out.
Tall Friends is a web-site that specifically caters to like-minded Enviro-Fanatics who are of a specific height … meaning TALL.
Verbatim, their introduction is ―
Welcome to the best, largest and most effective tall dating site in the world.
This is the best place for looking for tall dating relationship or marriage.
We bring together tall-dating minded singles from USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Europe and more.
Here you could mingle with tall singles, tall BEAUTIFUL women and tall HANDSOME men. [ ?!?! ]
Beautiful and handsome Enviro-Fanatics ?!?!
Other than meeting the height criteria, the site is standard fare with chat, forums, and the like.
As an alternative, there IS a dating site for SHORT Enviro-Fanatics that can also be found on this web-site.
WEB-SITE ― TALL FRIENDS
WEB-SITE ― REPORT
FORCE OF NATURE — SATIRE — DATING SERVICE FOR ENVIRO-MANIACS — TALL FRIENDS ( Report )
Dating Service For Enviro-Fanatics
Women Behind Bars For Enviro–Fanatics Who May Someday Be Going To Jail Too
TAG LINE ― WOMEN BEHIND BARS
In search of a better life.
DESCRIPTION ― WOMEN BEHIND BARS
Enviro-Fanatic men have a better than average chance at hooking up on this web-site for obvious reasons.
Unfortunately, the Women Behind Bars web-site does not list what these women’s offenses were that landed them in prison ― so you’re taking your chances.
Surprisingly, if you get a chance to read the « What People are Saying About Us » page, the percentage is high for satisfied customers.
Price-wise, it costs you a mere three dollars to obtain one address where you can converse via snail mail.
The site even has an « Add to Cart » and « Checkout » button after you’re done shopping for your badass beauties !
A huge plus is you can pretty much rely on the fact that Enviro–Fanatics may someday be going to jail too, for conspiring to prohibit legal and safe pest control products, and other acts of environmental subversion against society.
Or, at least we hope so.
WEB-SITE ― WOMEN BEHIND BARS
REPORTS ― WOMEN BEHIND BARS
FORCE OF NATURE — SATIRE — DATING SERVICE FOR ENVIRO-MANIACS — WOMEN BEHIND BARS — ORIGINAL ( Report )
FORCE OF NATURE — SATIRE — DATING SERVICE FOR ENVIRO-MANIACS — WOMEN BEHIND BARS ( Report )
To fight the war against Anti-Pesticide Terrorism, you need facts !
Read … PESTICIDE TRUTHS
Watch … UNCLE ADOLPH
Listen To … NORAHG
Learn From … FORCE OF NATURE
Discover What Anti-Pesticide & Enviro-Lunatic Terrorists Are Doing And Saying About Subversively Imposing Their Life-Style Choices Against Our Society.
Read … Reports, Blogs, & Videos, From Force Of Nature, NORAHG, Pesticide Truths, & Uncle Adolph ― The Whole Truth From An Independent Perspective.
Communities and businesses are being HARMED and DESTROYED and RAPED by LUNATIC-TERRORISTS who ARBITRARILY AND RECKLESSLY IMPOSE PROHIBITIONS against pest control products used in the Urban Landscape and by the Agriculture Industry, and who PERPETRATE OTHER ACTS OF ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORISM.
We are living in the 9|11 Era of Anti Pesticide & Environmental Terrorism where at least ONE SUBVERSIVE ACT OF TERRORISM is perpetrated EVERY SINGLE DAY by LUNATIC-TERRORISTS.
A LUNATIC is a person whose actions and manner are marked by extreme recklessness.
The RECKLESS ACTS OF SUBVERSION by these LUNATIC-TERRORISTS has led to the ARBITRARY IMPOSITION of Anti-Pesticide PROHIBITION in several jurisdictions throughout North America.
The result was CATASTROPHIC CARNAGE !
Because of LUNATIC-TERRORISTS, provinces like Ontario now have a TRAIL OF ECONOMIC DESTRUCTION WITH HUNDREDS OF SMALL BUSINESSES DESTROYED and THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, a MORE DANGEROUS OUTDOOR ENVIRONMENT, and a BLACK MARKET IN PESTICIDES.
Only TRUE LUNATICS would wish to create a TRAIL OF ECONOMIC DESTRUCTION WITH HUNDREDS OF SMALL BUSINESSES DESTROYED and THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OUT OF WORK.
Because of LUNATIC-TERRORISTS, we are living in the DARK AGE OF ANTI PESTICIDE TERRORISM where sound science is trumped by FAKE SCIENTISTS, JUNK SCIENCE and UNVERIFIABLE SECRET EVIDENCE through FABRICATION, INNUENDO, and INTERNET RUMOR ― scientific research PROVES that pest control products will CAUSE NO HARM and can be USED SAFELY.
An informed public is better able to protect itself and its communities and businesses from LUNATIC-TERRORISTS who are THE LEAST QUALIFIED TO PROVIDE ANY ADVICE about pest control products or the environment.
NORAHG is the National Organization Responding Against HUJE that seek to harm the Green space and other industries, and the well-being of our communities.
NORAHG morally represents the VAST SILENT MAJORITY of people associated with turf and ornamental plant maintenance who are OPPOSED to LUNATIC-TERRORISTS and their Anti Pesticide PROHIBITIONS, resulting in the CLOSURE or ABANDONMENT of green spaces under the RIDICULOUS PRETEXT CONCOCTED BY LUNATICS of somehow « saving » the environment.
NORAHG is a NATIONAL NON-PROFIT NON-PARTISAN organization that does not accept money from corporations or governments or trade associations, and represents NO VESTED INTERESTS WHATSOEVER.
NORAHG is dedicated to reporting PESTICIDE FREE FAILURES, as well as the work of RESPECTED & HIGHLY RATED EXPERTS who promote ENVIRONMENTAL REALISM and PESTICIDE TRUTHS.
NORAHG strikes back against the MYTHS concerning the need for prohibition against pest control products.
NORAHG RESPONDS on behalf of the VAST SILENT MAJORITY of THE PUBLIC THAT DOES NOT WANT PESTICIDE BANS, and SUPPORTS those who work in the Professional Lawn Care Industry, the Golf Industry, and the Agriculture Industry.
RESPECTED & HIGHLY RATED EXPERTS
THE MYTHS ABOUT BANNING PESTICIDES
VAST SILENT MAJORITY
NORAHG is opposed to PESTICIDE FREE jurisdictions where LUNATIC-TERRORISTS have DOOMED CHILDREN to SUFFER INJURIES since Anti-Pesticide PROHIBITION inevitably leads to public and residential green spaces that become DANGEROUS AND PEST-INFESTED GARBAGE DUMPS.
Go to the following links …
ANTI-PESTICIDE PROHIBITION DESTROYED GREEN SPACES
PESTICIDE BANS MADE OUR GREEN SPACES LOOK #@!!% UGLY – PHOTO GALLERY
EMERALD ASH BORER – SAFE & EFFECTIVE INSECTICIDES VERSUS CHAIN SAWS
NORAHG is concerned that, because of PESTICIDE FREE MAINTENANCE of parks and sports fields, CHILDREN ARE AT HIGHER RISK OF SUFFERING INJURIES with DANGEROUS PLAYING SURFACES CREATED BY #@!!% PESTICIDE BANS.
CHILDREN ARE NOT AT RISK
NORAHG pledges to deliver comprehensive reports that are worthy of peoples’ time and of peoples’ concern, reports that might ordinarily never have breached the parapet.
NORAHG was the brainchild of William H Gathercole and his colleagues in 1991. Mr Gathercole is now retired, although his name continues to appear as founder.
Force Of Nature was launched by NORAHG for CONTINUOUS transmission on the Internet on January 1st, 2009 ― however, the VERY FIRST Stand-Alone Force Of Nature Report was issued on September 19th, 2008.
On March 15th, 2010, Uncle Adolph independently launched The Pesticide Truths, an easy-to-use Web-Site that collects relevant reports of information right-off-the-press.
Primus inter pares, first among equals, describes Pesticide Truths, Uncle Adolph, and Force Of Nature ― they are formally equal to each other and are all accorded equal respect.
The reports and blogs from Pesticide Truths, Uncle Adolph, and Force Of Nature, in some ways, are like Google for everything concerning the SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES of Anti-Pesticide and Enviro-Lunatic Terrorists.
Many of these reports and blogs provide a sequence of historical events WITH COMMENTARY, the neutrality of which might be disputed.
This is what we do. Don’t thank us. It’s a public service. And we are glad to do it.
For The Complete Library of reports from Force Of Nature, NORAHG, Pesticide Truths, and Uncle Adolph, go to the following archives …
ABOUT UNCLE ADOLPH
FORCE OF NATURE WEB-PAGES
NORAHG ⁄ FON ON FACEBOOK ― NORAHG RESPONSES
PESTICIDE LINKS ― PESTICIDE QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY HEALTH CANADA
TABLE OF CONTENTS ― THE COMPLETE LIBRARY OF WEB-PAGES, REPORTS, & REFERENCES
THE PESTICIDE TRUTHS WEB-SITE ― ARCHIVE OF REPORTS
UNCLE ADOLPH’S ORIGINAL PESTICIDE TRUTHS BLOG
UNCLE ADOLPH ON SCRIBD ― OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS
UNCLE ADOLPH ON YOUTUBE ― VIDEO LIBRARY
When lies, false allegations, and terrorism against pest control products are left unanswered, they risk becoming accepted as conventional wisdom !
What have YOU done in the war against Anti-Pesticide Terrorism ?!?!
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