May 20, 2024


The Media Library
For Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays To All Anti-Pesticide
TerrΠΆrists Who Conspired To Annihilate
The Professional Lawn Care Industry

Thousands Of Unemployed, Hundreds
Of Business Failures, Thousands Of
Homes Lost, Thousands Suffering

May Some Christmas Wishes Come True

Anti-Pesticide TerrΠΆrists Should Roast
In The Hottest Fires Of Hell

There Will Be Justice For The Holidays πŸ™‚


Special Video From
Uncle Adolph’s Channel

Happy Holidays -- May All Your Christmas Wishes Come True -- Uncle Adolph’s Channel -- Video Recording -- 01 Minute 37 Seconds

Video — Happy Holidays — May All Your Christmas Wishes Come True — Uncle Adolph’s Channel — 1-37


The Library Of Reports & Blogs
By Force Of Nature

David Suzuki Supports Green Party & Asks For Money

Family Wins A Lawn Full Of Snow

Canadian Cancer Society — Outrage Over Money That Could Help the Sick

David Suzuki — Give Us Money or Santa Gets It — Rex Murphy

Twelve Step Program

Library Of Reports

LandsCAPE Ontario — Prohibition Terror Lunatics

Prohibition Terrorist Org List

Child Crushed by Enviro-Terror

Christmas Wishes — Roast In Hell

The 12 Days of Christmas — Golf Superintendent Version

McGuinty — Ontario — Tobacco Smoke Enema

Paul Tukey — Peddling Gifts

LandsCAPE Ontario

Ontario Prohibition-Terror-Maniacs

David Suzuki — Peddling Gifts

McGuinty — Ontario — Happy New Year

Jeffrey Lowes — Happy New Year

Culprits Across Canada

Proud & Gloating Basterds

LandsCAPE Ontario — DiGiovanni

David Suzuki

Goodhand — Canadian Cancer Society

Cousineau — Canadian Golf Superintendents Assn

Forman — Canadian Association of Physicians for the Env

Child Crushed by Enviro-Terror


The Library Of Gifts
For The Holidays

The Enviro Night Vision Contact Lenses

The Enviro-Detector — Original Version

The Enviro-Detector

The Enviro-Light — Original Version

The Enviro-Light

The Enviro-Pepper-Spray

The Enviro-Pepper-Spray

The Enviro-Pepper-Spray — Original Version

The Enviro-Watches — Original Version

The Enviro-Watches

The Enviro-Zapper — Stun Gun — Original Version

The Enviro-Zapper — Stun Pen

The Unique Gifts For The Turfgrass Lover


The Library Of Audio Recordings
By Mr Art C Drysdale

Bromeliad — Primer — Air Plants — Potted Plants ( Audio Recording Compilation )

Christmas-Related Stories & Ideas — Christmas Centres — Christmas Legends — Christmas Tree Destiny — Container Christmas Trees — Christmas Tree Cut — Keeping Christmas Plants — Poinsettias ( Audio Recording Compilation )

Christmas Trees — Christmas Centres — Container Christmas Trees — Cut Christmas Trees ( Audio Recording Compilation )

Compost — Autumn Composting — Standard Peat Method — Municipal Collection — Storage — Layering, Piling, & Turning — What To Do With Leaves — Leaf Composting Area — Special Compost Pile — Winter Composting — Household Waste ( Audio Recording Compilation )


The Library Of Holiday Music

Antonio Vivaldi

Charles Gounod

Christmas Is Coming

Christmas Time Is Here ( Instrumental )

Christmas Time Is Here ( Vocal )

Francesco Manfredini

Fur Elise

Georg Philipp Handel

Georg Philipp Telemann — 1

Georg Philipp Telemann — 2

Georg Philipp Telemann — 3

Giovanni Gabrieli

Gregor Joseph Werner

Hark, The Herald Angels Sing

Johann David Heinichen

Johann Melchior Molter

Johann Nepomuk Hummel

Johann Sebastian Bach — 1

Johann Sebastian Bach — 2

Linus And Lucy

Marc-Antoine Charpentier

My Little Drum

O Tannenbaum

Pierre-Gabriel Buffardin


The Christmas Song

What Child Is This



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