VICTORIES Against TERRORISTS
CAN BE BEATEN !
Dwight D. Eisenhower
We face a hostile Anti-Pesticide ideology global in scope, atheistic in character, ruthless in purpose, and insidious in method.
Adapted from the D-Day Speech, June 6, 1944, the day of the Normandy landings.
Eisenhower was initiating the Western Allied effort to liberate mainland Europe from Nazi occupation during World War II
Today, efforts are underway to liberate society from LUNATIC Anti-Pesticide TERRORIST occupation.
Anti-Pesticide TERRORISTS CAN BE BEATEN !
The Green Space Industry has already SCORED MAJOR VICTORIES AGAINST TERRORISTS !
George S. Patton
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of VICTORY.
Victory Against Anti-Pesticide TERRORISTS
Adapted Speech by
George S. Patton
In 2010, I want you to remember that Anti-Pesticide BASTERDS never won a war on the merits of truth and science.
They won it by LYING and concocting NON-EXISTENT ISSUES, such as the supposed danger of pest control products.
All this stuff we have seen about many of our TRADE ASSOCIATION LEADERS not wanting to fight, and wanting to stay out of the war against the Anti-Pesticide TERRORISTS that hate us so much ─ that is a lot of COWARDLY HORSE DUNG.
The people of the Green Space Industry traditionally love to fight.
All of you love to win.
When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer.
We love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.
We play to win all the time.
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a person who lost and laughed.
The very thought of losing any battle against Anti-Pesticide TERRORISTS is hateful to us.
Then why should we allow some of our TRADE ASSOCIATIONS to lose on our behalf.
Now, the Green Space Industry is a team.
Unfortunately, our team is being led with LOTS OF BAD LEADERSHIP.
This CAPITULATION stuff is a BUNCH OF CRAP.
Too many of the BILIOUS BASTERDS who lead our TRADE ASSOCIATIONS don’t know anything more about REAL leadership than they do about FORNICATING.
They would have you believe we should all turn the page and move on.
They would have you believe that everything under control.
I would GET RID OF THE SNIVELLING LYING BASTERDS.
The Green Space Industry has the finest jobs in the world, the best spirit and the best people in the world.
Our team spirit is so strong, by God I actually pity those poor Anti-Pesticide BASTERDS who go against us.
By God, I do.
Our team will not just annihilate these Anti-Pesticide BASTERD-VERMIN, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to fertilize our lawns.
Forget about our CHICKEN-SHIT LEADERS.
Now, some of you, I know, are wondering whether or not you’ll chicken out while waging the war against the Anti-Pesticide TERRORISTS.
This is already happening with many leaders of our TRADE ASSOCIATIONS.
Don’t worry about it.
You just need to do your duty, take matters into your own hands, and GET RID OF USELESS AND COWARDLY LEADERSHIP.
The Anti-Pesticide BASTERDS are the REAL enemy.
Wade into them.
Spill their proverbial blood.
Destroy their organizations.
When you look at what they have done to us … they have made us lose of revenues, and our businesses are failing and going bankrupt.
They have made thousands of us unemployed.
They have inflicted terror, despair, and destitution on thousands of our friends.
After seeing what these Anti-Pesticide BASTERDS have done, you’ll know what to do next.
Now there’s another thing I want you to remember.
I DON’T WANT TO HEAR that we are CAPITULATING and DOING NOTHING.
We must advance constantly and we’re not interested in giving up anything to the enemy.
We’re going to hold onto these Anti-Pesticide BASTERDS by the nose and we’re going to kick them in the ass.
We’re going to kick the hell out of them all the time and we’re gonna go through them like crap through a goose.
With or without the support of our COWARDLY TRADE ASSOCIATION LEADERS.
There’s one thing that you will be able to say once your jobs and businesses are safe once again.
And you may thank God for it.
Thirty years from now, when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandkids, and they ask you what you did in the Great War Against Anti-Pesticide TERRORISTS, you won’t have to say, « Well, I did nothing worth shit because our trade associations were worth shit. »
Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel.
Oh, and I will be proud to see you wonderful people go into battle and beat the Anti-Pesticide BASTERDS ─ anytime.
Adapted from the film Patton.
The Library Of Force Of Nature Reports
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Alberta — 2011 08 09 — Provincial Prohibition TERMINATED — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Beaumont, Alberta — 2011 10 27 — Ban Off The Council Table — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Calgary, Alberta — 2009 11 16 — Rampage Ends — pdf — 150 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Calgary, Alberta — 2009 11 17 — Enviro-Terror Stopped — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Calgary, Alberta — 2009 11 17 — Rejection of Ban — pdf — 150 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Calgary, Alberta — 2009 12 06 — Wisdom of Drysdale — pdf — 150 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Calgary, Alberta — 2011 03 28 — Herbicide Ban Discarded — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Coquitlam, BC — 2009 06 10 — NO Ban — pdf — 150 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Edmonton — 2011 08 09 — Prohibition TERMINATED by Government — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Kelowna, BC — 2010 02 08 — Common Sense Prevails — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Merritt, BC — 2010 05 14 — No pesticide ban — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Quebec — 2010 02 00 — Permitted Active Ingredients — History — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Quebec — 2011 05 26 — Dow Defeats Ban — NAFTA — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Revelstoke, BC — 2010 06 22 — Precautionary Princ. Invalidated — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Rossland, BC — 2010 12 15 — By-Law Killed — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Salmon Arm, BC — 2011 03 08 — Exception for Cert. Appl. — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Satire — Quotation — Eisenhower — D-Day — 1944 06 06 — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Satire — Quotation — Patton — 2009 12 25 — Beating the Basterds — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Tukey — 2010 12 01 — The Avengers — Tukey BANNED — pdf
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — United Kingdom — 2010 12 15 — Pre-Notification — pdf — 300 dpi
Force Of Nature — VICTORY AGAINST TERRORISTS — Vernon, BC — 2010 01 12 & 26 — Precautionary Principle — pdf