GOLF INDUSTRY – GO BROWN – ANTI-COSMETIC GOLF MAINTENANCE – WHO WANTS TO PLAY GOLF ON #@!!% BROWN GARBAGE DUMPS ?!?!

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GO BROWN ANTI-COSMETIC GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE is SPREADING throughout the Golf Industry !

Environmental-Lunatic-Activists want GO BROWN JUNK Golf Courses.

GO BROWN is promoted by United States Golf Association ( USGA ), which is clearly infested with Enviro-Lunatic-Activists.

USGA Enviro-Lunatics support the RIDICULOUS notion that GO BROWN JUNK Golf Courses are environmentally sustainable.    [ ?!?! ]

In fact, Brown means UNHEALTHY, UNPLAYABLE, and UNDESIRABLE turf.

USGA provided the world with an example of its failed Enviro-Lunatic policies by converting Pebble Beach Golf Links into a GO BROWN JUNK Golf Course during the United States Open Golf Championship in June 2010.

USGA presented the prestigious, iconic, and otherwise beautiful golf course in a PLAIN BROWN PAPER BAG.

USGA Enviro-Lunatics claim that GO BROWN JUNK Golf Courses are better for the environment, require fewer inputs, save money, and play better.    [ ?!?! ]

Observers have concluded that USGA Enviro-Lunatics are LYING SACS OF CWAP !

Moreover, the GO BROWN JUNK conditions at Pebble Beach were UNACCEPTABLE to both Superintendents and Golfers, including Tiger Woods.

The GO BROWN JUNK Greens were AWFUL, BROWN, BUMPY, DISCOLORED, KHAKI, MOTTLED, SPLOTCHY, and looked like LEOPARD SKIN.

The GO BROWN JUNK Fairways and Approaches had LARGE BROWN AREAS.

Tiger Woods CONDEMNED the GO BROWN JUNK Golf Course at Pebble Beach  ―

It was so bouncy out there.  The greens are just awful.  It is what it is.

The Golf Industry is on a COLLISION COURSE with MALAPROPISTIC vocabulary that may make NO SENSE, and is CONCOCTED LUDICROUS MISUSES OF WORDS like  ―  « brown is the new green », « corrective watering », « fast », « firm », « go brown », « green is not important », and « sustainable ».

GO BROWN is a form of Environmental-Terror that is SPREADING throughout the Golf Industry.

GO BROWN ANTI-COSMETIC GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE will ANNIHILATE the Golf Industry !

Brown means turf is UNHEALTHY, UNPLAYABLE, and UNDESIRABLE.

GO BROWN Anti-Cosmetic Golf Maintenance

The NORAHG Library of Force Of Nature Reports

Force Of Nature — Golf — 2010 04 00 — Collision Course — GO BROWN Anti-Cosmetic Maintenance — A Poor Message — pdf

Force Of Nature — Golf — 2010 07 08 — Collision Course — GO BROWN Anti-Cosmetic Maintenance — Pebble Beach — Awful Greens — pdf

Force Of Nature — Golf — 2010 07 28 — Wisdom of Dodson — GO BROWN Anti-Cosmetic Maintenance — Brown NOT Sustainable — pdf

Force Of Nature — Golf — 2010 08 01 — Collision Course — GO BROWN Anti-Cosmetic Maintenance — Malapropistic Misuses of Words — pdf

 

 

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